Harrison says it best

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

Who is a dead ringer for Ivanka.

I expect that at some point, he’ll go full-Trump and replace Ivanka, too. With his favorite porn star.

I feel bad for that poor hideous fish everyone’s freaking out about. Like, in my head, his name was Bob and he was a super nice guy and when he went into the fish equivalent of Cheers, everyone was like, “Bob!” He donated to charity. He helped little old lady fish across the street. No, he wasn’t much to look at but…

It’s faaaaake.

I confess I didn’t. I was too horrified about the defacing of the table in the library. I suck at “awareness,” I guess.

Pish pish. It’s exactly as deep as a mainstream commercial show can get away with. There’s a reason profound French arthouse films get $300 in box office receipts. HBO can’t just stream a Baudrillard lecture, even if they slather it in tits and blood.

Am I the only one who noticed that Ford repeated what Charlotte said to Theresa in private... “blood sacrifice”... when he killed Theresa? How would he have known she used that phrase unless Charlotte is a host or co-conspirator? Why has this not been mentioned in reviews? Is got to be a red flag right? Right?

Ding ding ding! I would not be surprised to find out that Dolores was used by Ford to the same end 35 years ago to get rid of Arnold.

Pet theory: Teddy is Wyatt, and everyone is waiting for him to “come back”.

Personally, I prefer my robots to tell me how I can make $94 an hour and buy a new BMW in my first month of working.

Everyone is a host and there are no humans left on earth. Maybe it even takes place on Mars or something.

Ford is dead and had his consciousness uploaded into a host body, handled by Bernard. That’s why he can control all of the hosts with his mind. Because he’s connected to them.

Eveyone except Ford are hosts.