I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.

Its too bad Chanel did a similar bag in 1990

Yes, let us reject those who only recently decided to agree with us. They are not the true believers of ‘woke’ but blasphemers in sheep’s clothing! I say we ridicule them for now agreeing and therefore discourage them from taking part. How dare they only agree with us now and not before!

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Doesn’t matter, some developer is probably furiously at work on hand-recognition software as we speak.

I’m really impressed they’re that savvy and protective of their privacy.

I had to scroll up to look at her nose, but all I could see was the uneven powder. Nose is fine, make up needs a little work

Wait, this dude was complaining about her nose...?

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Tears of joy! Stay safe out there, folks!

The one on the right wore it better.

That’s really going to clash with my psychology-themed pop band.

Lenny bangs Mary , who is his mother and lover

i am recording my new mixtape right now, under my stage name, YUNG POPE

Shame they don’t come with the ironing board attachment anymore

He basically lured it out of the cage with some kind of freaky kangaroo-whisperer shit that spooked everyone out.

You know every time I hear the name Suki Waterhouse, I picture Anna Paquin. Which leads to mental images of naked Alexander Skarsgard. Which also leads to drinking before noon.

Hidden Figures was beyond fabulous, it was easily one of the best movies I’ve seen in a couple years. My entire theater burst into applause at the end. Please do yourselves a favor and go see it, and try to bring your little girls with you. It was so uplifting and empowering to see a movie about WOC’s important…

Can anyone tell me why I find Adam Driver hot? I still haven’t figured it out.