That theory should have been put to rest at the end of Episode 3 when Delores was being pulled into the shed by the bandits and is unable to shoot him until she sees him as the MIB. She kills him and runs straight to William. There is no way she would have been able to shoot the man about to rape her if William was a…

Yeah, I’m now convinced MiB is not William for a few reasons, even though I thought that’s where they were going. For one thing, William knows about the maze, and MiB just explained that he didn’t know about the maze until he killed Maeve and her daughter, which wasn’t that long ago.

Maeve has been the brothel madame for a little over a year, MIB has been there the whole time he she has been the madam. He said he came back after his wife died and daughter called him a monster. He repeated what William said about the park showing you who you really are. But I am not convinced yet that MIB is…

I personally think there are multiple time periods, but I don’t think MiB is William. MiB said Maeve breaking her programming to defender her child was the first time he saw something like that. Meanwhile, William is already seeing Dolores do things outside her programming.

i’m pretty sure the MIB is William, and NYT seems to agree:

Barron has the look of a kid who skins live squirrels.

Actually, proponents of the Two Timeline Theory are starting to annoy me.

The fact that 44% of America thinks he would be a good leader is deeply disturbing. I mean I knew we were a stupid country but I didnt know HOW stupid until now.

Great poets manage. The rest of us should probably stick with “she’s great.”

Australian poetry mate

Salma Hayek is a goddess, and she wouldn’t touch Cheeto Benito with a ten foot pole.

I’m reminded of when I lived in Chicago and was at the Drake Hotel having lunch one afternoon. In walks Frank Thomas....White Sox player. He was dressed to the nines and was carrying a briefcase. He was certainly looking very businesslike. He was seated at the table next to mine and after ordering something to drink…

oh no, its far simpler than that - i’m full of shit.

I’m trying to figure out of this kid could be any less random, and I can’t. Everything about him should be interesting and novel, and yet he turned out to be the least interesting member of that entire group. He talks about sex more than Donald Trump, and yet he seems even more asexual than Taylor Swift.

OK, but does it have photos of Harry? What does he say about Harry? Is there an essay about Harry’s dimple? Otherwise, zzzzzz.

Ellie also suggested an underwater merworld which I am very into, provided I could breathe and communicate of course.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

I’m going to assume the house where Michael recorded “Beat It,” etc. will self-implode when Snoddy and his “band mates” hold their first practice session there.