TIL if u flip ed sheeran on his side and stretch out his face just right, he becomes an irish flag

So Darren Sharper raped all those women because, what, he was underappreciated and not paid enough? Was Jerry Sandusky working for free?

I guess I didn’t make my point clear enough. Sorry. I was simply trying to say that if you paid players, big time schools (or even small time schools if the dollar amounts are regulated and fairly level whether it’s Oklahoma or New Mexico State) are going to have to find an edge. If you’re Baylor and you’re paying a…

basic truth is that things like this are going to happen so long as the labour of players is worth millions of dollars and they’re not able to be straightforwardly paid for it.

But it feels so real, you know? And that’s what’s important.

May he rest in peace alongside Jerome Boateng

I say let him keep racing. He’s got a Rosie future.

This story kicked me in the gut. My mother was an alcoholic, and I struggled with opiate addiction for years. Addiction isn’t a lifestyle you choose. Sobriety isn’t easy, nor is it a wagon to which you strap yourself. Functional addicts are the most at risk because, until they crash and burn, no one has any idea of…

I do think it’s important to call out Tebow’s presence in the Mets’ organization as the marketing ploy that it is. The easiest and most direct way to do that is to continually remind people that Tebow is in fact a dreadful baseball player.

“I was leaning very heavily towards Donald Trump but Secretary Clinton impressed me with her composure and with a lot of her answers. So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen.”

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

More than kind of, but: I think the piece makes the context pretty clear, if accurately reported. Pie was thrown. Then words were spoken. Then Johnson started throwing punches. For the most part neither getting pied nor getting verbally assaulted are considered justifications for starting a fist-fight, and if the…

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

No wonder it sounded so familiar.

It’s like looking into a mirror!

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Forever and for always:

...none of the couple pops toward goal Sweden’s thick band of defenders walling off their goal line.