UND is about to save a bunch of money in scholarships because honestly how many UND student athletes will actually still want to go to school there when they’re just students?

Why do the Pats suck? Because after a Cliff’s Notes version of what should be a novel full of reasons to hate the fucking team, a majority of those fan responses couldn’t even muster up the lightest open-handed slap of thinly veiled disgust without first praising their fucking shitsack of an organization.

And fuck…

I honestly thought that I might have to bookmark this one and read it in chapters.

Yeah yeah yeah... let’s get to the real question: How are Baylor’s aquatics facilities?

So many thoughts, in order of when I thought them...

Dude has the best gig in baseball... maybe all of pro-sports.

So many amazing comments already, but I just have to add that I love the fact that he decided to go all-out and even put his face (completely unnecessarily) underwater while swimming.

Really love the goal call on Dortmund’s third... “...Marco Reus... ...SEALS IT.” In the 57th minute. How on earth could anyone watching the game confidently think there would be no more goals scored?

“It just happened to be a perfect storm of this ‘No Gay Thursday’ tradition and them not liking this freshman and taking it out on him in a pretty horrible way,” he told the AP.

For some reason? For all reasons.

someone from the company told Hamels not to bring any “receipts, invoices, e-mails, signed terms and conditions, or any other forms of purchase documents” to the show as proof. The company also told Hamels to not tell security or personnel that he bought the tickets, and to instead say “they were a gift,” or “we are…

And that doesn’t even factor in the wind burn Tate was treated for at the half.

A self-portrait ankle tattoo that says “Everything is up to me” - that's some dry, literal humor.