I was with you until this nonsense:

There’s no doubt that this season is LeBron’s greatest achievement. The problem with heroically dragging a pile of garbage to the Finals is that then you’re in the Finals with a pile of garbage.

Mack Moves From Smallville to Big House

Who knew a bunch of black people would have a hard time in Boston?!

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

oh hey, it’s Donald Trump’s panty line, cool cool cool, barfing forever

Meh, he can’t land a backhand but he hits a reasonable forehand. That said, those pics belong in the FUPA Hall of Fame.

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I do.

Born from the cream, die by the cream. That’s what my grandma always says.

Also, Blue, the Colt’s mascot is criminally underrated. Saw that video of the mascots playing pee wee football teams and he was absolutely brutalizing those little kids. Top 10 work.

Ok, but how about best New Orleans mascot?

I think the best thing that a douchebag like Eichel can wish for as a coach is another douchebag. I offer this coach for Eichel:

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Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

According to that reporter, the winner of MLS World Cup wins this trophy

We talking game 7 or the whole series?

Bastian, how many dongs do you think you’ll ding at the Superbowl Cup Finals?