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Add roast beef to this and you have a Subway Club.

It’s a reference to a book about the Haitian Revolution called The Black Jacobins.

yeah his dad was Spud Webb and his mom was Sally Sight and they did the combined last name thing that was a fad in the 1980s

“Africa” (or, properly, CAF) isn’t a “loser confederation” Billy.

Shut up

“¡Ay Pepe!” -Alt Right Real Madrid ultra

It’s a shame these bad hombres had to reinforce stereotypes about Spanish futból by yelling “¡estrella mundial! ¡estrella mundial!” in the background of this vid.

I remember a time when football players and frat boys used to coexist in harmony and save money buying rohypnol together by weight. So much for the tolerant left!

Speaking of Arsenal being a joke, did you hear who delivers Christmas presents ‘round the club? That’s right, Santa Clauzorla!

The internet is full of dumbbells.

Actually they all should. Wait until you hear my ideas to improve basketball. (No hands)

Why

That’s just crazy. My solution is much more reasonable.

Of course you would pronounce it “home run darby” how else would you say it?

Thank you fellow traveler.

Yes exactly.

That’s preposterous.

You seem unsophisticated. Also Natty about is brewed in California and owned by the Russians and sucks.

Well usually I call it football but I was trying to communicate with the rubes.

Wrong.