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That will probably be the Ceballos and Lo Celso money, though.

Tanguy

Your head is connect to your esophagus. The esophagus to the stomach. The stomach to the small intestine. The small intestine to the pancreas, liver gall bladder and large intestine. The force of Kawhi ripping your head off is so great and so sudden that all those connect entrails get yanked out of your body when your

Ah, well. This article’s headline is certainly some type of prescient.

I’m surprised DJ Gay had time for an interview with all the gigs this month.

I am currently posting this comment from beyond the realm of life because my heart exploded in the 95th minute, but this needs to be said...

getting hit in the nuts by a messy rocket is probably also the 4th most likely way elon musk meets his demise

If you think I don’t understand poker, I challenge you to a 5-hand tournament in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino so I can get 5 straight 21's, then eat a delicious seafood dinner and then go right to my hotel room where I can bathe in bathtub full of your bitter tears and get a decent

Poker is a card game. 

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.”

Shep why did you block me on Twitter

Shep why did you block me on Twitter

Maybe Durkin was right that the team isn’t tough enough, considering a backup punter had to be restrained before his teammate could land a punch.

This is total nonsense. Obviously his teammates beat him up for being a punter.

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Why do non-English people root for England? Please explain.

KYLE WALKER WTF WAS UP WITH THAT CROSS

Since the US didn’t qualify, I want nothing more than to watch a Harry Kane-led English squad make a deep run in this tournament.

To sum up what the cop said: drug addict (or mentally ill person) is the same as livestock. Don't want to do my job because it might result in bad PR.

Many moons ago there lived a strong and powerful chief. The chief ruled for many years and took many wives. The wives were well taken care of and wanted for nothing.

More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???