I don’t buy it but points for creative thinking.

How are entrails going to spill out of my neck? Makes no sense, therefore this take is invalid.

welp

He’s talking about the poker game called “21" numb nuts.

If he was speaking normally how did they know he was drunk?

Shep why did you block me on Twitter

Shep why did you block me on Twitter

No but “Incompetency” pretty well describes the way the Board, and especially the Chair, handled the Durkin mess.

there is in the State Constitution

pfft as if that’s going to happen

Two of them are ex officio Board members because they’re part of the Governor’s cabinet. The Chair is the governor’s former campaign chairman. We also have no idea how the vote on the Board’s recommendation went down because it hasn’t been made public. So, don’t hold your breath, and also it’s by no means certain this…

his name is Wallace

“Maryland deserves exactly zero credit for making it.”

I mean the commentators were questioning the wall’s placement.

wall could’ve been two feet to the right, then that ball hits Biscuits in the face

what about them

Booyakasha!

Justice Alito is from New Jersey as it happens.

Why is whiskey ginger basic but not rum & ginger?

Twitter, however, is a different story.

how about TOmmy Craggs or chid