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Depending on what the dealer has hitting on 13 is the right move in poker.

Nobody would mistake you for a comedian bub

Well if they’re hitting on 18 in poker they deserve to bust!

Morons

In the semifinal Real Madrid created chances worth 2.9 xg (+1 OG) as compared to City’s 0.3 xg over two legs. There is no doubt whatsoever that they deserved to go through. So they got a relatively easy draw? This is a cup competition — THEIR’S A DRAW!

🎶Oh Ledley, Ledley, he’s better than John Terry🎶

Trolling is all they gave left at Arsenalspin. It's sad if anything

“Leicester earned what could be a crucial point for their title defense.”

I already get the Deadspin newsletter and it’s the NCAA pool reply allpocalypse.

“The Ravens Have Proposed A Strange NFL Rule Change”

It’s funny that this blog doesn’t feel the need to foreground the garbage quality of the basketball when previewing a lesser competition like the NCAA tournament.

It's just a basic detail of how the game progressed why would they bother getting it right.

Coquelin was sent off when Arsenal were up 1-0 not down 2-1.

Spurs are going to shit all over Arsenal tomorrow and you're not even going tone able to complain about it on the blog lol

It’s not failure to meet the club’s performanc objectives year in, year out.

Hey! I said congrats. Another season and you've accomplished your goal.

“Lester”

Congrats on winning your cup final.

Yeah the strategy that (barely) held Leicester to only 4/6 points is definitely the way to beat them.