They really have only two things to say about Spurs: 1) lazy stereotype about Spurs being spursy or 2) Holy hell Spurs are confounding our lazy stereotype about Spurs being spursy!

No that wasn't a hand ball

Actually, dip shit, he's talking about *draw* poker. You don't get to ask for more cards in regular poker.

When Gazza did it it was at least funny

Who, in you’re humble opinions, is going to win:

There will be several myopic blog posts about it here

Call me a contrarian but I for one think the Yankees should be doing more to fuck Yankees fans.

At least you got it. Yeah Dracoer was the hot commodity like 1.5 years ago.

Can’t believe these guys missed the Arsenal angle smdh

Wasn’t Arsenal after this guy? I could’ve sworn Arsenal was linked with him during several transfer windows. In fact I really thought he was going to be playing In England eventually, for Arsenal.

“It seemed Chelsea would escape with a point”

“Aww, look at that. I love eating pussy.” -Chris Christie, moments before literally eating that cat

Click the star chet

He get’s a bulk discount, on account of being extremely large and bulky.

“He made 34.1 million dollars???!?! Holy cannoli, that’s like earning 34.1 million cannoli!” -Chris Christie

You sound like an asshole, which is not surprising, considering you support Arsenal

You'd think he might check before claiming a player has a particular nationality.

I’m agreeing with you. He’s a scum supporter because he supports Arsenal

People are allowed to be fans of teams without committing trivia to memory.

Shut up