typical scum fan

To an ignaramus I suppose there isn't one.

Zander Diamond is Scottish, dipshit.

You know who else wanted to put Jewry in a galley?

I'd heard Jared was getting a different kind of foot long but a 138,435 foot-long is ridiculous! Sandwich that is.

Well, actually it’s you’re “onpinion” (typo much?) I'm merely agreeing with it.

And speaking of Pitchfork, Chris Christie finds it to be a convenient utensil for shoveling spaghetti and [mario voice] esspicy meat-a-balls! into his rapacious pig-beast mouth.

I agree that you are stupid and bad.

Yes and turning his back too

Also Leicester winning is more like the most improbable title in 55 years in England. Ipswich is the comparison not Blackburn.

The cross hit Sterling in the elbow.

My goodness, it sounds like the Emirates yesterday in here

No because the word “dunk” has two different meanings.

So what? The original Ronaldo dunked first, and many many times, specifically hundreds upon thousands of donuts, into a vat of dulce de leche.

That rule has been changed. England would get five places in that eventuality.

Oh great now we’re going to get a Gawker trend piece followed by many others about dining out in Knoxville.

No you're going to keel over with a heart attack from shoveling your driveway you fat suburban bitch.

Tony Stewart is a murderer. That's a fact pal.

Lol good one

I'm not an alleged murderer. And Tony Stewart is an actual murderer.