I’m fucking sick to the gills of the namby pamby overuse of the word “alleged” by cowardly media. If you’re going to report on these low lifes, report on it honestly. There’s no allegedly about it — Tony Stewart actually murdered that poor guy with his race car.

These are advertisements created by Subways social media department you dumbass.

idk but all Spurs kits are under armour

Icewater bath is even faster !

I don't understand why you have to keep your entire case of beer in the refrigerator instead of just one sizer at a time and storing the rest under the baby's crib.

I believe you mean Bobody’s Nurfict.

What’s the plan to reverse the site’s cratering traffic? More guides on how to act normal around minorities?

For those who started paying attention to the Prem in 2009 I suppose the answer is yes.

Is that the one where he pulls a muscle after a few seconds and then sits on a bench for five months?

Frankly I’m more interested in how small Valbuena’s pecker is.

The sex tape has already been leaked. It’s pretty shocking:

I mean it was never truly prestigious and the Abramovich factor makes it less appealing than comparable opportunities.

Actually this is the kind of fun and spontaneous expression of the competitive spirit that should be encouraged rather than stifled in the NFL. Fuck this man, and his banner.

You didn’t read the whole sentence apparently “dude”

It was never a prestigious job, just highly compensated.

“There is no doubting his ability as a manager, and as he has said, bad times were always likely to come...”

Actually it’s kind of hackneyed and lame to make joke’s about Chris Christie being fat.

Definitely not single. Maybe double, or even treble.

“Why can’t soccer fans settle their differences the honorable way, with a pie eating contest?” -Chris Christie