Counterpoint: Arsenal a bitch though.

When ya boy come through with the CC follow up

I really like Broker’s Gin because it’s 94 proof and comes with a little hat on the bottle that you can make your cat wear.

Actually taking selfies is fine dad

Is it really so joyless to expect a player to wait until he actually scores before he starts to run away from the awesome thing he didn't do

And now Ramseys gone and arsenaled his hamstring

My favorite part was how Walcott took himself out of the play by starting his celebration early.

“Actually with the right sauce NFL fans can be delicious!” -New Jersey Governor Christopher Christie

After Spurs I'd love to see Palace or Southampton get there.

Yes absolutely. You think Chelsea will make it? I doubt it. They're damaged.

Liverpool and Tottenham sharing the points is exactly what you'd expect if they want to push for top 4. They're not going to get there taking risks and trying to beat teams as good or better than them. They need to take tons of points off the mid table and below and minimize losses against teams that pose a threat.

Probably

Actually I heard attendance is way, way down at Busch Stadium.

Seeing the profane reactions by Eagles fans in Weatherford’s mentions was actually quite shocking. I had no clue any Philadelphians could figure out how to post on Twitter, let alone afford a smartphone.

Are you calling me a fat turd motherfucker

That sucks, but the Cardinals aren’t selling any beer at all for the NLCS—at Busch Stadium no less!

“Excuse me, but I’m hungry. I was told there would be Buffaloes?” -Chris Christie, moments before vowing never to return to the Ralph.

This reminded me of this pretty funny thing I read by some dumb Canadian about going to Bills home games this year, over at Vice. What a crazy bunch of loons these Bills fans are!

What the hell point is there going to be bringing a civil suit against this ex-gf? Is she rich? She's probably some broke twenty something

zing?