huh. It’s almost as if somebody is suggesting Dodgers fans have a propensity for violence.

“If elected, I promise to eradicate all wheelie poppers, whatever they are, but definitely will dunk them in this honey mustard sauce first”

You’re right: a Dodgers fan calls a corkscrew a “twistystabber”

welp

Look out! That’s Dodgers Fan sign language for “I’m going to stab you with a corkscrew”

i know right

It’s true, eating riots is a big part of Christie’s anti-crime platform.

There was only one riot moron.

I saw a kid popping a wheelie on 83! The expressway! Crazy ass kid. No helmet either.

The riot was in the spring. She's talking about the murders. Dumbass.

CONCACAF will never be a truly competitive federation until member nations face relegation to Oceania.

You guys aren’t doing justice to this recent piece, which has to be the best lipstick ever created an a tribute to Deadspin’s evolution into a grown up media property

stfu

This is cool and all but the Jets have played like 17 seasons in the NFL without fielding a quarterback so

fuck you Jeremy

“Excuse me, but I’m starving. I was told there would be a goat?” -Chris Christie

It’s a shame that the organization eliminated the will call service but on the other hand they did institute the “Will Come” service if you just stomp on Dan Snyder’s testicles in a pair of stilettos.

Why can't I masturbate into a man’s name.

I agree rudeness had no place in a civil society, and on the internet least of all.

Aiming isn’t usually a problem when a soccer lady sits so deep.