More like Andrea Twerkin amirite??

Her husband works at Yahoo!?

I don’t get it. Why would the lady kick her dishes so hard?

Crystal Palace is only three points off the pace you bitch

Let's call it the first division.

fuck Barclay’s

Nah

lol he can't last forever. Last year's performance surprised everybody and probably finished him off.

It sounds like pretty good management to me honestly.

Good points, and Chelsea is only going to get more desperate as Terry falls apart and Cahill gets exposed as the sidekick he is.

Bill Kenwright is a true blue sentimental Evertonian who reportedly cried on the phone to his mother when he decided to sell Rooney to Manchester United. This isn’t a club that’s run on Football Manager like principles of cold calculation, which is a pretty good reason to like it for some.

lilies are quite funereal. what chica wants her house smelling like when great aunt maeve died? zero chicas

But Advil is sweet on the outside...its candy isn't it.

The men are disgraces and their conduct is disgraceful.

What did you hear about ibuprofen? I take loads of it :(

Yeah you're right I was thinking of Motrin. Sorry

“I like eating a big stack of pancakes with bacon, because when I’m hungover, I usually am ravenous for protein.”

Midol is ibuprofen you numpty

Ok, so you covered the don’ts. Now, how do I hit on a girl at the gym?

“What kind of safe sex manual doesn’t mention waiting until the lasagna cools enough that you don’t burn your cock?”