and then he did this, disquieting them:

Sterling has come under a lot of criticism but anyone watching can see he's playing for the shirt. Not clear which one, but probably one that says Fly Emirates on the front.

Pedants, sticklers, and grammarians are going to complain about this headline but my dude is literally 10% shorter after getting cut off at the knees like that.

The jury's only still out on Russel Williams because they haven't implemented the new DIK4 set offense, in which he's really going to show his true potential.

+1 ticket to the gun show

Huh. I never thought of it that way.

I'm so sick of watching this dickhead flop around.

Barry you are SUCH a Sansa.

TFW an angry punter comes gunning for you

oh.

Why didn't the NFL just use FOIA? Seems like a no-brainer if you ask me.

you're a vile, vile man

I would change John Terry slipping and missing what would have been the decisive penalty in the 2008 Champions League Final to John Terry slipping and missing what would have been the decisive penalty in the 2008 Champions League Final and his pants falling down and the entire world laughing at his tiny pink willie…

Oh man did you see him tear off that shirt and hurl it on the ground? He was so fucking mad at that shirt! I get grumpy about those itchy little tags too

I enjoyed this thread immensely OldBeigeGuy.

excellent piece

Looking forward to tommorow’s Marca headline: “€ 100 Million Bust Bale Misses Two Wide Open Shots, Looks Funny”(but, um, in Spanish)

A further way in which a required year of amateur ball is an enormous economic cost is that it postpones eligibility for free agency by another year, denying many pro ballers a bigger payday in a league with an average career length of less than 5 years.

This dog finally ended the great debate: is Meg White a worse drummer tha a goddam golden retriever? (resolved: aye)

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