the Zuni cafe dry brine roast chicken recipe is amazing. It's been adapted for turkey too, never fails.

what idiot called it LeBron showing his ass to our treasured Nets superfan and not moons over my Whammy

Your approach to roasting a chicken sounds great Albert but I'm always going to prefer gathering together its dearest friends and closest colleagues to crack wise about the chicken's romantic indiscretions.

Remarkably, Theo Walcott had a better than expected call-up for England as well: his hamstring didn't snap in two.

Well, at least this time the style guide left out Greg's dumb opinions about wearing shorts.

if you listen carefully it's about how good mayonnaise is

uhhhhh...no, you put it in a pipe and light it, dumbshit

if you ask me the U. Oregon administration are -and should be-a bunch of lame ducks

haha yeah that one was a joke ;) good tips, thanks

oh good idea using the power rack for benching. I already use it for curls, so that's convenient.

do you ever bench on a Smith machine or use the chest press to try pushing your limit?

Can you bench without a spotter? I don't have any friends.

wait you didn't explain how to accomplish the crucial step, finding a woman who won't make fun of my teeny tiny penis.

nice hot take there by @jeffsdnyc tho

hahhaha +1

[buys tickets for July 10 and 12]

HA-HA, Cool, 4/20! That's the weed number.

Second place in Florida was a yellowed Hanes A-shirt, spattered with dip spit and "somethin red," Florida Man's throwback jersey.

Leave it to Rex to stick a foot in his mouth once again, and then jerk off into a bowl of mayo that he's not allowed to eat anymore.

This is all well and good but the one question I came to the article with you neglected to answer: what do I do if someone has already completed the state capitals puzzle on the place mat? Seems pretty awkward to request a new one...