Well since I'm using the warmed-up honey to murder my neighbor with ants, I'm not sure why I would care about any toxins therein, assuming what you say is true.

I guess you don't realize I'm playing a double-game to identify anti-ketchup fascists (aka MustardMen). Prepare for a visit from the reeducation committee.

In terms of attire, Andy Reid's off-season kind is one long luau. Also, in terms of whole roasted pigs consumed.

Ketchup on MEATLOAF???? Maybe if you're out of Heinz Chili Sauce due to poor planning.

you're doing it wrong — ketchup is meant to be eaten on hot dogs

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

It's a real shame – and unusual – to see Gerrard fall on his face like this.

fix what?

wow. There's gotta be more to the story here though. Did Florentine Pérez respond to youre FOIA requests?

Urschel's not the only Raven who knows solving math problems is an important crucial part of life. As Ray Lewis found out, subtracting a blood-soaked suit from a double homicide = 12 months probation.

You can always tell Greg's touched a nerve when you see the comments flooded with mayonnaise.

I gotcha. I think he just meant vindicated in the sense of "proven correct" despite criticism. I really think the view that Gary should've courted Malone was always a minority view.

I'm a little sad this drama from high school keeps cropping up. Drama hasn't really been the story of the Terps season — this season has been more about the Terps running rampant in the Big Ten and surprising a lot of teams/media know-it-alls. if there's been drama, it's been about Dez Wells, whose history and legal…

Wait are you agreeing or disagreeing with the statement that Williams was vindicated by the revelations about Malone?

Thinking Messi is better than Ronaldo won't gift goalkeepers the sight to read which direction one of Cristiano's knuckling free kicks will swerve to next

idiot Ravens fans, probably.

We got hosed, but we deserve it for fucking off to the god damn Big Ten.

This reminded me — it's time for lunch!

oh come on, it wasn't the media that made Bale want to move to Real Madrid: it was the prospect of earning 300,000 a week and competing to win the Champions League.

I mean, the guy got even whistled by Madrid's "supporters" after scoring two goals on the weekend...his days are numbered.