aww look now you've gone and spilled ranch dressing all over your keyboard

That's nothing. When I was in high school I learned that jerking off with your weaker hand feels like someone else is doing it.

I'm pretty sure it's similar to what any home/away allocation would be so the "home" team has the full crowd advantage

fair enough.

penalties are the worst. They should keep playing until a golden goal or everyone drops dead

you're right and some other competitions (like MLS Cup) don't count away goals in extra time.

dude that was a penalty in every league in the world

There were officially 1,500 in attendance, and, obviously, they were seated on the same side as the camera...

The Blue Jays are bad and you are bad.

I thought it was genius for Schalke put Hot Sauce on to split Modric in half:

You'd think as an instagram guy Lupul would have better a filter.

yeah but the thing is "redskins" is blatantly a racist epithet whereas yid and Yid Army are decidedly not.

it's not just gentile Spurs supporters who use the Yid moniker. And anyway the word "God" isn't even necessarily pejorative. It's literally Yiddish for "Jew." It depends on context whether it's a racist insult. And while it's a complicated phenomenon, it's not racist.

I would expect Dez Bryant's legal team to come up with something better than this.

Hi guys I'm here for the nontraditional investment vehicles thread.