If someone landing in a crouch with their fist on the ground is your idea of cinema, I can’t think of a movie with more bang for your buck.

I honestly think this movie is less meant to be a movie and more an edgelord parade of fan service. 

I’m now pushing for the Snyder’s Of Hanover Cut, where Henry Cavill’s moustache footage from the Whedon version is now reinserted, but he’s constantly eating pretzels so you can’t see it.

Zach Snyder’s entire career can be summed up like this:

Hey, fellow filmwatching fellows! My college friends and I realized that this is one totally boss and radical experience. Can’t wait to spend tomorrow watching it again! It’s lit af.

“Did we need three whole glorified deleted scenes of boring space invader Steppenwolf (Ciarán Hinds, unrecognizable in voice and appearance) teleconferencing his progress to a flunky of future franchise heavy Darkseid?”

Pity he’s not a Democrat, then there would at least be a chance he’d have to resign. As it stands, I’m sure he’s in line for a GOP medal or something.

Some people respond to personal and physical set backs in a manner that are admirable. Some people are so shitty that they believe they have carte blanche to behave like turds because life took a dump on them.

I promise you they will call Moonves “complicated” or “not without his flaws.”

According to the New York Times obituary, plenty of people saw her as a “callous climber”, so it’s safe to say that she was never going to be able to behave “correctly”.

We're not supposed to. 

If she was all business and emotionless, she would have been branded as a ball busting, robotic man eater. Women can’t win.

Happy Endings should have had Friends-level success.

They’ve removed child sexual enslavement and bestiality? Well this is clearly a slippery slope to no longer calling other character butthead.

You mean people still listen to Manson after high school? The edgy/goth/angsty/melodramatic/performative self-abuse stage of one’s life shouldn’t really go past the age of 18 or 19, at most.

Abusers like him know how to get away with abuse for years by picking the “right” victims, and charming everyone else around them so that they ignore the obvious red flags. I still remember an old, old, interview on MTV that Sharon Osbrourne did, calling him the nicest man she ever worked with during all the years she…

Manson’s publicists can (and will) spin this to further victimize and gaslight Wood (and others). But healthy men don’t fantasize about hurting and killing women. They don’t even “joke” about it.

Yeah, when she mentioned an abusive relationship a few years back, I think a lot of us figured it was Manson due to both the timeline and the age difference. Dita Von Teese divorced him and it was heavily implied she did so because he pursued Evan Rachel Wood while they were married, when Wood was 18.

I saw the video of her speaking out about this (without speaking his name) a while ago and I felt so bad for her. I hope the best for her, she seems like an incredibly nice woman.