Until. The. Heat. Death. Of. The. Universe.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Lindsey.

Is it a strange and unusual standard of common sense that if:

“Drumpf, who will be disqualified from holding office if the Senate convicts him of inciting an insurrection at the Capitol two weeks ago,”

Oh did I get drunk and run you over with my car? My bad. Don’t press charges though, focus on regrowing on your leg.

Why is it always the ones with no legal grounds for opposing a trial that call for the trial to be cancelled? Anyone who was truly innocent of the charges should be loudly calling for the trial. “No honest court would convict me!”

Graham was on Fox News today blaming it all on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Heaven forbid we start actually holding elected officials accountable. Why the next thing you know, someone might start looking at Lindsey Graham! Imagine the peril that would put the republic in!

The trouble is that 99% of real estate agents give the rest a bad name.

“We are frontline patriots who are fighting for liberty.”

The Ur-Karen. 

I don’t take xanax, but I do take anti-anxiety meds (lorazepam), so I get it!

Jenna is the Texas mutation of Karen. 

$20 says she intentionally drinks a lot while on xanax 

“It’s as if the ghost of Charles Darwin was riding a horse named Karma while leading all of these inbred troglodytes toward infamy in the halls of the Capitol.”

These bitches right here. SOME OF US need xanax. It really helps us live a more normal life. And these bitches are the reason doctors look at us like fucking junkies. Especially when you have to change doctors because your insurance changed.  There are things I detest in this world and upper middle class white women…

Oh, look. It’s the first Karen. The Karen that gave rise to all other Karens. Proto-Karen.

$10 says she doesn’t have a prescription but also is firmly against the legalization of cannabis.

Is that a bit about the Xanax really true?!?

In every state this disqualifies her from ever being licensed as a real estate agent and/or a broker. If she owns her own agency she might not even be able to sell it — I am unsure of the Texan real estate broker laws.