feed her to a bear

“I’m a Bills fan”

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

“Poison pill, you say?” softly cackled Papa John Schnatter as he pulled out his personal bottle of garlic dipping sauce...

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

Ugh, this poll reminded me that Illinois has a football team.

I know right, imagine if they had had to go against some real power-house competition, like Mercer or Fresno State?

Pfff. Looks like someone went to an “SEC” school. 

I’m Central Florida material.

Vote Bowling Green, show your support for the survivors.

+911

A guy who’s gonna call the cops on a hard screen is definitely going to complain loudly to the gym manager if the clerk doesn’t do what he asks. Not worth it for an $11-an-hour employee to get yelled at by her boss when she can just roll her eyes, do what he wants, and then laugh when the cop shows up.

I guess the guy figured if he was gonna be a pussy about a tough foul, he might as well go full pussy and get a clerk to do his dirty work for him. I mean at that point his pride, self-worth and dignity were already gone, so what did he have to lose?

This coward couldn’t even narc on his own? He enlisted the clerk? If I were that clerk I would have told him to fuck off. 

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

Remember that time that his girlfriend was on the volleyball team and something something and I don’t trust him!

Here’s a better plan. Pay them like the employees they are and allow them to earn outside income including from their own likeness as any other worker can do.

Imagine for a moment, that you are a female civil rights activist in Putin’s Russia. Now, you know that no matter what you do, if you actually succeed in your goal of drawing attention to the horrendous state of human rights in your country, you are going to go to jail. And you will be abused. And you may never get…

Ah yes, I understand completely

Those four had enough speed to make the USMNT starting XI