Actually isn’t your record the same as the browns already?

Could be wrong, but because he wasn’t found guilty of anything or maybe even charged for anything it wouldn’t show up?

Jail time?! The fuck for?

Yeah i don’t know man.  There aren’t people smiling and taking selfies and eating chipotle while sitting on the Wall in DC.  Cause if there were, i bet there would be a vet that would punch them in the neck.

There are hookers that don’t pee?

+1 teenager angst. However 13 year old girls are far meaner. 

Deere uses GPS and base stations that they control throughout the world. These base stations are known spots of reference to allow the tractors and combines to come within a few inches. They can spray, plant, and harvest crop all without the farmer doing anything except monitor.

Clinton’s?  You forgot Obama.

And this is why you don’t name permanent structures or create statues for living people.  Joe Pa, Papa John, etc.  Hell anybody with Pa in their name or nickname should be avoided apparently.

It doesn’t matter if you love nature or taking risks testing her patience. Nature couldn’t give two shits about how much you love it. She will end you just because she happened to notice you standing there.

Pretty sure parents have to sign similar forms for other activities that they send millions of kids to today like summer camps, swim lessons, etc that even mention death as a possibility with pretty close to zero concern

I will admit I had to google “went out like stink” to understand wtf that means.

I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what bears and Clinte Eastwood had in common and figured this was a sequal to Gran Torino.