Of course a Mustang wants to go eat some hay. Completely unfair test. I mean, do you expect the Lamborghini Miuras to just ignore red capes? Or Bugattis not to be afraid of pelicans? I rest my case. 

“And I’m Skeezy NBA Agent Rob Lowe... and I have cable.”

There is merit to what you say. But when you say the rich are the enemy, you lose me. 

Don’t make me side with David Frum. 

THE DERP STATE

C’mon Tom, it’s THE Deep State. 

Who still hasn’t conceded.  

Of course they won’t face any consequences -- they endorsed a pedophile in Alabama and everyone was upset for about 20 minutes before the next inexcusable GOP scandal erupted. This is what we now call “Par for the course”.

He’s going to do the cooking segments on Fox and Friends.

But other than that, how was his day?

He’s going to double down and rename it “Colonel Sanders Stadium.”

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

That was the only thing good about papa johns! 

I can understand his frustration. I know that this site is all about jumping on up your liberal snowflake high horse and looking down on real Americans, but just try to put yourself in his shoes—as he says, he doesn’t go around calling people racial slurs or participating in lynchings, and does one person ever stop to…

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

He also noted, for some reason, that where he grew up people used to kill black people by dragging them behind trucks.

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Out of abundance of caution, I think we need to put a moratorium on travel lifestyle vlogging, until we can figure out what’s going on.