Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

3/5 Mustangs

they need to get this jerk off the road.

A Mustang...being chased by a Wrangler....

And then someone will get tired of all the time it takes, and create a macro that does it all based on RPMs and speed.

I hate these “look at all the torque a Tesla makes on a dyno!” posts, because they’re so misleading - mainly because the Dyno operators that post them don’t really understand what they’re doing.

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Yeah, they’re a little behind the times. They even call one of their largest sister states Montenegro and not Monteafricanamerican.

When I track my Fusion, I fold down the rear seats and the front passenger seat (folds forward, flat) so it feels like more racecar.

#notohydrophobia

My dad used to tell me that allowing the fuel level to get below a quarter tank (half tank in the winter) would damage the engine. I asked him about it recently when I was riding with him and saw his fuel light come on, and he admitted that he only said that to keep me diligent about fuel levels so I wouldn’t be…

Well, in 2 years I have my wife send in for “I have to trade in my convertible for a car that can carry my dog around, because my husband is sick of the shedding in his car.”

Don’t buy someone else’s project. Don’t buy someone else’s project. Don’t buy someone....oh screw it. I kind of want to buy this project. It’s quite possibly a silly money pit that needs all kinds of odds and ends. But God help me, I want it.

Don’t drag us along on another pun odyssey

Driver’s seat?