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Its as if Sergio gets shown ideas, and his board is a bunch of frat boys and they all chant “DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT” and cheer uproariously when he says “ok fine” with a big grin on his face.

I respect and value the opinions of women.

I bought a 99 911. I was driving around, looking cool, feeling the breeze and decided I would take a left hand turn to get some gas. I stepped on the gas a bit too hard, did a donut in the middle of a 4 lane street which pointed me right back pretty much where I was originally pointing. So, I decided to hurry up -…

I took the test and I got this

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

“diagnose what went wrong with the car”

I’ve always pronounced this “shawty”. It makes me laugh.

Melbourne 1983. A sunny day, a white Triumph Stag, the hood down.

I passed a motorcycle cop running radar on the interstate. My bike buddies had always told me if the cop is in a car, attempt to elude. If the cop is on a bike, pull over and take your medicine. I saw the cop get the “Steak tonight” look in his eyes as I was doing 80+ in a 55 mph zone. He waved me to the side,…

My uncle has a brother, who has a son, who once upon a time, allegedly, went 240 kph+ down a country road in an Aventador while visiting friends in Italy. It was a rare set of circumstances that landed him behind the wheel of that car, as he could neither afford to buy nor rent one. Therefore he made the most of the…

I didn’t know that FCA was implementing 2-step verification for gear selection.

Exactly. I had the most undercover diaper bag of all time when my son was a baby. Looked exactly like a black messenger bag. You know what gave it away? The fact that I was also carrying a freakin’ baby. People are stupid, but they’re not that stupid. Nobody ever said, “Hey, that’s a cute baby! Does that sweet…

The quality has submarined.

The Hydraulic Press channel is addictive. Now I’m Hooke’d.

Every time I read a technical piece by you, I think “wow its scary how much we’re fascinated by the same things” then I remember you’re an engineer too, and that stuff like this is what makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Fastenating.

A lot of people remember health and safety inspections. Everyone typically failed for safety (primarily having alcohol under 21, having a giant beer pong table blocking an exit, etc etc). We were the first group that failed for health reasons.

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

One time me and my roomie went down Old Mexico way and brought back a shitload of Valium down our pants. This combined with our normal massive alcohol intake was enough to push us both into uncharted lands of intoxication.