Let the boy drive the car, you cowards.

This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

imagine if she DIDN’T tell them where the truck was... and returned to ask them. She should’ve let them sweat it out a bit. Stealing it back was genius.

That interior is atrocious on so many levels.  Additionally I thought the mild re-style the car went through about 4 years ago made it a much better looking car.  

“Street racing is bad, don’t do it! By the way, here’s this cool dude that did 197 on public, unclosed roads.  He’s awesome!”

So 4 sodas a month increases your risk of death by 1%?

Holy crap... that’s increasing my risk of dying from...
*checks notes*
100%

Oh.

A few ways to use Taycan correctly in a sentence, phrase, or title:

Dammit, now I have to change my password!

Congratulations on passing the final test!

The chain of fraud goes all the way back to Ferry Porsche slapping a fancy emblem on his dads beetle.

How about a “dawg” mode where it automatically winds down all the windows, sets the autopilot to 10mph and plays “It was a good day” at max volume

“........................I think I’d be a great fit for the GT. Please may I have one?”

“The Axis Powers.”

You’re driving an angry skittle lol

I’m confused that 0.6 sec is considered ‘mega’ in one sentence, and in the next, 0.4 sec is considered not much of a difference. A totally agree that ‘base’ 911 variants (read: not GT or Turbo) are getting ridiculously powerful and fast.  Basically anything with a Porsche badge today is quicker to 60 than a 959.  What…

Fixed it.

No! Not enough! Needs a bigger grill, back to the drawing board!

I am not designed to finish 2nd or 3rd.

The Stratos cluster, because the engine speed isn’t important.

fixed