Today, California ruled that Uber and Lyft must stop pretending that their drivers are independent contractors and start treating them for what they are: employees.

Drivers are meant to feel lucky to be given scraps as the company itself rakes it in.

How far does one need to drive to come to the conclusion that they’re owed $496,000? To the moon? Or is that sign a sort of running total for all drivers?

Can’t wait to see what a cancelled election looks like.

If the Expedition and 4-Runner were related, yes.

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

“…though it’s given the confusing name of 2 Series Gran Coupe.”

Whenever I see these I always pronounce it “zer-at-ee”. I still do. I’m just a child inside my head and should not be allowed to speak to people out loud.

Zenvo TSR-S. I know it’s not exactly a car you can just go and buy, but have you seen this thing in action? Crazy.

Yes, I quite like it, but I feel like there’s some kind of auto journalist class conspiracy to convince everyone that this is some kind of knockout car. It’s weird.

Can you imagine being at the end of that loan and still be paying over $1K per month to drive your 5 year old subaru?

1. Buy Subaru with no money down, 72-month, $1000/month loan

Excuse me, sir.  I believe you are my long-lost uncle.

“Hey honey, ok if I fly up to Montreal to meet this guy so we can take turns railing this 23 year old british escort at a drag strip just out of town?.... is that a firm no?”

Right, because she got the 1.5L.

I love the return of Ferrari to the proletariat. When the SF-90 was shown, most believed it to be the LaFerrari replacement, turns out it’s just a regular ole 1000HP coupe. All prior versions of “this” car were incredibly limited: they made 559 575 SuperAmericas, only eighty 599 SA Apertas... and two F12 TRS’s. But…

I’m going to have to run that by my wife first.

How awesome/lucky would that be? Talk about a total sales pitch..