When your brand identity is dominated by styling that looks like it was focus grouped at Trump rallies, your brand identity needs some reflection and self-examination. I swear to God, somewhere in the focus-group verbatims you’ll find some comments about how having a giant-ass grille in someone’s hybrid’s rearview and…

The partner campaign “You don’t have to look at the exterior styling when you’re inside” will really drive the sales.

Look, i don’t think we should give car companies shit for trying to have a brand identity. Say what you want about the new Camaro/Silverado/Etc.. but you’re going to be eating your words when their new corporate slogan: Not just ugly, Chevy ugly takes off and really ties their brand identity together. 

Late Stage Capitalism is begging corporations for the privilege of buying their goods.

That *everything* is situated in the stupidest possible place imaginable in a Lotus Elise. That’s not doing it justice. Arguably words alone cannot convey the sheer, frustrating, anger inducing design decisions Lotus made. Clearly they put the car together without a single passing thought as to how one might replace…

But if we’re actually trying to make everyone vomit...

Price may not be important if you are getting a Turbo S or GT2, but anyone buying any trim but the top one presumably didn’t get the better model because of price.

I could see GM doing this, pulling a Ford GT, even though we’ve all suspected a mid-engine Cadillac has been in the works along with the Vette.

I took 15 minutes and did a quick sketch of what this vehicle might look like. Maybe if I get some extra time I’ll repost a better one. I took styling cues from the Escala…

As a frequent user of Autopilot, I disagree. It is definitely less work. If you are doing it properly, and keeping your hands on the wheel, your hands naturally follow the motion of the steering wheel and it feels very normal almost as if you’re the one controlling it. Sort of like playing a split screen multiplayer…

I guess they must have edited out the part of the video where Webber had to pull over to let by a slightly faster 992 driven by Sebastian Vettel.

No see, what you don’t understand is that the police officer is super cool and tough and is hot shit and above the law.

I don’t know about anyone else, but when I drive in a high risk situation at high speeds on a public road, I barely grasp the wheel at all. Two hand usage is overrated

Weird - American law enforcement is usually so restrained.

Nope!  In a meeting trying to look like I’m paying attention.

if you call right now, you can get a second Porsh Micon absolutely free (for an additional shipping and handling charge)!

Will these be sold on late-night infomercials?

Tesla also has the Model S Ticket-Avoidance-Mode.

1987 called, wants you back.

Patrick George nailed it. Too old for a hot hatch? Fuck off. I have a GTI and I’m going to be 40 in less than 2 months. You’re old at 30? Fuck off. I say that lovingly, of course, but please do fuck off. Get a Golf R and be happy. It’ll take your dogs and your skis all the way up to wherever people do the skiing, and…

Man those 124s were classy AF even with plastic wheel covers and a 2-liter 4.