Most of me agrees with you, but there is the tiny part of me whose heart skipped a giddy beat at the thought of no-questions-asked time off to deal with my debilitating, painful periods. Thanks for acknowledging that you don't face many problems - I'll be interested to see how others respond who also, like me, have…

Well, bags are one thing. A good bag is worth the money. But $98 for knit pants? It's absurd.

I asked for actual gifts, had a registry, and still got cash. You really, REALLY don't need to be so grubby as to ask for it outright. Yes, I said it, it's grubby. If people want to or can give you cash, they will. Trust me. I would never, EVER in a million freaking years on this planet ever dream of asking for cash.…

Loving all these personal stories from women who know uncircumcised men who have gotten blow jobs. Please keep them coming. (Pun very much intended.)

I'm fine with this.

Once you have a kid you stop sleeping, so there's 8 hours a day extra for doing stuff like that. ;)

I kind of wish I was famous and everyone expected me to lose all my baby weight immediately. I'd actually try to get fatter and then give exclusive interviews to Star and all that about my after baby weight gaining regime for all the moms out there more concerned about keeping their entirely 24 hour dependent child…

I think it was probably 'just' a dress she wore for the shoot ans she'll wear something different, that's just my hunch.

After the reading Jay sneaked upstairs where he did a few lines of cocaine with Brett Easton Ellis, who talked with him, languidly, without any enthusiasm at all, like an octogenarian talking to a toddler, about what it was like to work with Lindsay Lohan and how he would have had no problem doing the nude scene with…

Furthermore, the reason this didn't make the news is specifically because, awful as it is, it was a pretty straightforward crime that resulted in the incarceration of the murderers. There was nothing for the media to latch on to and make a circus of.

Amen to that. Hearing clips like this reminds me of friends who would talk about being "OMG SO WASTED." Not an interesting, story, guys.

I would guess that a pretty large portion of men and women when they were younger dated someone who is gay. As a teenager you just want to fit in and sometimes that includes dating people you may not be attracted to but you gotta date someone.

I would like to add the caveat to that:

"Additionally, if they DO have books, and they are all hardcover and old enough that you might describe them as a 'tome' then you should take this person in every sexual way it's possible to take someone."

Someone like Miley Cyrus, of course, will probably get away with her drug use.

You: disgusted with her because she's being irresponsible and a bad role model.

"Dan-dee-lion ain't here right now. She gone to chase the chicken."

I haven't seen the show, but I really want to watch it after seeing this scene, which is HILARIOUS.

Well, this happened and people thought it was cute.

That's ridiculous. I watched the video. He did bupkiss. Zilch. Nothing. Isn't law enforcement embarrassed by the discrepancies in the system at this point? Apparently not. (BTW, am not invested in this as a fan cuz I'm not one, just as a fellow citizen. And from that perspective: puhhhh-leaze.)