Why didn’t the guy kick it harder?

‘Makinton Dorleant’ sounds like a suave, sophisticated riverboat gambler in a shitty romance novel set in the antebellum south

No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay. It might, however, help someone to internally acknowledge that they are gay, and thus have more self-acceptance, more self-esteem, and a greater sense of security.

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

He is a genuinely good kid in a sport that’s filled with some absolute animals.

Trump isn’t throwing shade. He’s openly throwing Ryan under a bus.

and now this.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

(@0:23) Jesus, they never call travelling anymore.

I’d love to see that bratty little pissant try to post up Lavar Ball and see how much he likes basketball then.

Nothing has ever hurt Maradona’s feelings more than seeing this.

Pictured: Coach Papa

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

Yeah, if the ONLY democratic platforms she agrees with are “don’t be violently racist” and “treat humans like they are human” then I doubt she is going to make waves in Hawaii (#seewhatididthere) (also I actually don’t think you can be pro-choice and anti-marriage equality and even legitimately claim to be in favor of…

Actually no, the prez said more than nothing, he gave an interview where he said roughly, ‘sometimes it’s actually the people being targeted who are the ones making the threats’ and now this utter piece of shit just gave him and his idiot followers (about 20% of the population) validity.

Not much makes me sadder than hearing about people who choose religion over living, breathing family.

As always, Dana, thank you for bringing the full fledged truth, even though it is extremely painful to hear.

“Sounds bad. Can he still coach my linebackers?”