“All he cares about is winning. He would love to stay in Oakland.”

Apparently he also cares about “not having to pay for his own goddamn stadium”, because if he were willing to, nothing whatsoever would be standing in the way of his staying in Oakland. 

why do people ALWAYS go with white people as their go-to analogy for what “working class” means?

Because people want to believe that the working class is a group of skilled laborers rather than the reality of most of them working in retail.

Spencer ain’t having a good week...

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

Um, wow. That’s a substantial amount of information about the topic. That’s amazing. Thanks for this write up.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

I just feel like... so fucking safe right now dude knowing that battered women are being arrested...

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

It’s almost as if Team Trump was utterly unprepared to govern a nation of 325 million people, or something...

A few years ago when Curacao was in the LLWS, all but one of their players cited Jones as their favorite player...the other kid said “Randall Simon”!

That America Bird is NOT HAVIN IT

A lot of the young kids on the Netherlands team from Curacao were citing Andruw Jones (three years my junior) as their favorite player/idol growing up, so I think I’ll go ahead and buy that walker now.

Pictured: Roger Goodell upon hearing this news

I bet he and Pence get together in his man cave (decorated with sporty bible verses) and pay bible trivia with categories like “Things in the bible that prove men are superior” and “Different ways women are sluts” and “Biblical bodies of water.”

“Also they clog the toilets with their tampons, are known carriers of cooties, will go out of their way to make you feel bad for simple compliments about their tits, and I’m told some of them have teeth in their vaginas, am I right fellas?” - Something Neil Gorsuch, who I’m not certain has ever actually met a woman,…

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

Makes sense to me, just like QTips and Band-Aids are copyrighted. Most of us don’t bother calling them “cotton swabs” and “adhesive bandages”.

you do know that’s actor/commedian Mark Proksch, don’t you? He was most recently on Better Call Saul (the dealer who bought a new Hummer that Mike was protecting).