Dr. John LaPook

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

...I learned that from my boyfriend, ‘trigger.’

My ex husband (together for 7 years, married for 5) told me that he was leaving me over the phone, during his 15 minute drive home from work. I definitely did not see this coming— I mean, I had dinner ready. We’d just put a new roof on the house the month prior, and had been mattress shopping earlier in the week.…

The universe did some fucking BACK BREAKING to make this all come to a head, and I seriously wouldn’t have believed it if it hadn’t happened *to me.*

When I was 22, after a brief eyeroll hiatus from Thought Catalog, I decided to randomly read some articles there during some down time. If you don’t know Thought Catalog,…

Why on earth is this headlined “In True Cruella De Vil Fashion, San Francisco Doesn’t Want to Give Up Fur”, with the text noting “Except, of course, every state has their own Boston and for California, that’s San Francisco: the tech hub wants its fur back, pretty please.” when the lawsuit is filed by a trade…

My parents divorced when I was 6 and by the time my siblings and I were in our teens, our visits with him had become fairly infrequent. So we were all excited when our grandmother invited him over for the holidays.

Wasn’t Geronimo a “local” in Oklahoma because he died a prisoner of war there?  I don’t know if most people would consider that “being a local”...

Hillary Clinton’s sense of humor is amazing and legendary. Of course she brings up her emails, and your positing that the world has moved on from them is simply incorrect. Trump, Fox and co still bring them up all the time. And if you think we’re all going to refrain from “but her emails...” comments for every moment…

My Top 5 Reasons for watching tonight’s debate?

IIRC, Warren only claimed descent as part of family lore and did not use it to gain any sort of advantage academically or financially. Harvard listed her as Native to bolster its diversity credentials. But do verify that. 

“Like bedbugs on your wedding day”

Why are we doing this in 2019?

Ok, Biden says “we choose truth over facts.” Can we start getting over our collective ‘he’s the most electable/safest bet’ thing yet, please? Do not need another gaffe-prone old man to give disingenuous idiots any purchase in making inevitable senility/other projections jokes for the next election cycle. There’s shit…

Starred for the great THELMA RITTER! Also, yeah, Naomi Campbell's rebrand from monster to "beloved supermodel and philanthropist" is head spinning for anyone whose memory goes back more than 5 years.

Chuck Todd is an outright imbecile, and he needs to be fired.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

Paris Hilton should henceforth always be referred to as “Trump voter Paris Hilton.”