Back in the 90s, we had this song that goes “He drinks a whisky drink/ he drinks a vodka drink/ he drinks a lager drink/ he drinks a cider drink” — all in the present tense even! You young people need to aspire to more; I feel sad for you all.

I lost my reply, but #MeToo.

Metoo! I have an architecture background and need a new job (I’m the only woman working for a subcontractor, and ...yeah, I’m so tired of this crap).

As long as you’re able to go around all night with your left hand holding your head and your right breast tucked under your arm, it’s very pretty.