Isn't killer whale a translation error of asesina ballenas as in whale killer?

Protip: Never go on a mission with Sam Neill. That dude is a freak!

Every teacher in the world is forever grateful for the development of cost-effective, high-speed copy machines.

Because there is only a finite supply of AWESOMENESS.

Dear Leader, I think I spotted some cake!

I read it... Geez. No need for name calling. Haha. That commercial is soooo bad, it's good.

Up next: Todd Rokita (R-Ind) says the Obama administration needs to secure the Mexican border because he hears that ancient Mayan vampires are infiltrating the United States in order to enjoy free healthcare. Quote "If we don't act quickly, these illegal undead will be camped out next to every blood bank and hard…

Political scare mongering from an unbelievably irresponsible moron.

Gotta go with Cannabis Sativa.

.. and i don't even need a return ticket.

I had a pastor who wore Hawaiian shirts on Sunday mornings, played guitar, let people pick the music during the service (think Christmas carols in July) and had a Presbyterian girlfriend. I suspect he's totally cool with the idea of saucer people.

Actually, we do not hate everyone else. We have just as many assholes as other sections of society. Our ability to include earthtones in every outfit we wear remains unchallenged.

Could end up being this little fellow...

Children shouldn't be allowed to play with the Holy Hand Grenade. God apparently makes a shitty babysitter.

I just dont want it to go from suck to blow.

(I miraculously managed to find this image without being assaulted by pictures of constricted testicles)

Mmm, alveoli with a red sauce...

Dibs on the pancreas!

After the apocalypse only cool cars survive. I mean really they should all be driving '98 Civics

I noticed that, and then got irrationally angry. If you're going to do this stupid thing, GO BIG OR GO HOME, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.