I'm dying right now. This is hilarious.

>>laziest fuckers I've ever seen<<

Jesus, I wish someone would do that. The animals at the Omaha zoo have to be some of the laziest fuckers I've ever seen.

I'm pretty sure my folks had that same set, but in avocado green...

There is a strong BNW feeling to some of these.

geez dad, they're called MOILS. get with the times.

I dunno, man; that animated spinning moon is a pretty amazing image!!

Every time someone says something about "toxins" in food, I imagine a pizza with snake venom for sauce.

I THINK THAT YOU ARE PULLING MY LITTLE KITTY TAIL!!!

Now I want Planet of the Bears.

I've known they eat penguins since the first season of Ducktales.

They eat geese? Can they be rented out to deal with the parking lot at my office?

Rare Earth has magic properties, here.

The world's supply of tacos vanish.

The aliens loved the human buffet.

She discovered her powers, went off-world.

Fair enough.