You’re angry.

USA also has hellholes. You have a small mind.

True - darn that unit conversion tool!

Shouldn’t it be 126,864.59 km/h?

I got LASIK in 2006. Love every minute of this better than 20/20 vision... except for the small faceless child I see out of the corner of my eye, every day.

I better hide.

I was in Hiroshima a year ago. I am glad we live in these times. But as I went to get a rock form the river to keep as a souvenir, Hiroshima made me slip and fall, almost breaking my finger...

What the what?! What is this!

And here I thought Hungry Hungry Hippo was at an all time high with board game technology. This butcher shop is amazing! I wonder if they run on Vista or Apple software.

How come no one is making a movie about the ghost’s point of view. I mean, some ghosts might have families - think about it.

No one ever talks about this kind of space...

Graaawwwwaaaarrrrr... mwaaaarrrrr.... raaaaarrrr....

Freddy Mercury was also rather dangerous because of his last name. If one looks at a picture of mercury, it can produce testicular gangrene on your uncle.

Anti-vaccers will now not let their kids ride the school bus, but they will hail them around in the Prius.

I want Captain HulkMerica!

Nothing gets pooped in if taking frozen fat cubes as suppositories.

I grew up in Mexico in various towns. Mexico City, Coatepec, Fortin de las Flores, San Carlos, Toluca, Atizapan... My mom hardly made Mexican food, yet, my friends think I only ate tacos, etc. Also, Taco Bell is not authentic Mexican food and many people here in the good o’l US of A think it is.

You missed Businessman Skeletor - Suit and Tie and drives a Passat, lives in the suburbs with Evil Lyn, and they have a boy and girl. Boy has his father’s face, and girl is somehow, a little orange and furry... And also, Predator vs Skeletor. Carnie Skeletor. Middle School Coach Skeletor. Locksmith Skeletor. Racehorse…

Awesome, thanks man!

Right? Maybe wasted internet connections should be turned to potable water.