I see what you did there. The rabid badger is in the mail.

I think a key element of most hipsters (wether or not they outwardly look like the stereotypical hipster or not) is that they hinge their identity on liking a particular thing/music/band/movie/geeky interest FIRST and it has to be obscure and niche. Once it becomes too mainstream, they ditch it or they discourage…

Pfft, I hated on that before it was cool to hate on it. Anyone who hates on it now is jumping on the conformist bandwagon. So really they are just posers.

You do realise what you've done? Mentioning TVTropes?

Frankly, people's various definitions of "Hipster" have now become so broad and various that the term no longer has any meaning.

"Hey Larry, I'm getting a little shine off her ass there. Take a look for me would ya?"

Nope, this is hilarious. Gotta check the butt lighting.

Why? Like, this is a job
On a professional set...it goes with the territory. HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER WATCHED ANTM???

Oh come on. What did you think the day-to-day of a photo shoot (or film set) is like? Grow up.

You would not believe how many people think things they see are real. Pictures, tv, movies, reality tv and the news. They think what you are told and what you see is what happened. It's freaking scary.

Poor Mark. It's like his inner teenager just found out a Playboy shoot does not equal bubbly laughter and non-stop boners. It's a business.

I figured it was a funky spelling for Elite, and that made me wonder if his parents were white supremacists, for some reason. (...seriously, why did I go there? Like this story needs more disturbing detail?)

Ah yes, the Satan paranoia of the 80's! Good times! When my husband's grandmother moved to assisted living and we cleaned out her house, we found all kinds of books and videos (natch) with titles like, The Dangers of Satanism: Is Your Family at Risk? and Warning Signs: Protecting Your Children from Satanic Cults with…

This girl killed 22 people?

There are non-LaVeyan satanists out there who genuinely worship Satan as an evil bringer of death and destruction and believe that doing his will will usher in 1000 years of Satan ruling the world and net them eternal life, as well as other biblical/quasi-biblical things. I don't know if they have a name for…

I was fascinated withe the subject of Satanism when I was in high school. One day, I had a book about it and when a girl in my class saw it, she started screaming "Satanist! You're a Satanist!"

That's the exact kind of thing a murderous satanist would say!

She's giving Satan worship a bad name.

Murderous satanic cults don't exist. Except in the minds of fundamentalist Christians, the mentally ill and the victims of recovered memory therapy.

Im glad Satan worshiping is making a comeback.