Karma is biding its time and saving up.

My kid loves broccoli, Brussels sprouts, artichokes, and cauliflower because she is currently part fairy, and these are all flower buds, which are suitable fairy food.

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Spiritual abuse, heard. <3 My parents planted the jesus-seeds and used that for control... I understand the deep dread and wanting to please, and just not knowing how messed up it was. I finally know that There was nothing wrong with me.

Yes.

Nope. :} Was formerly coerced to be hardcore Baptist.

You’ve got me there, but it sounds legit.

It helps if you blanch the rose very gently (no boiling) and candy it in purest sugar to top a wedding cake. Ok I don’t remember if that was Purity Ed. or Food Network Challenge.

I’m confused; they told us sex was like a beautiful rosebud, which the whole Sunday school class passed around and took turns fingering, and then it was ruined forever? :shrug:

That is the best mental image— continually giggling so that the inside of my nose feels like there’s an olive in it

If those guys pizza when they shoulda french fried, they’re gonna have a bad time.

Serious? Turkey dog with gravy and cranberry, presumably.

...why. So we’re sure that Adam Sandler didn’t sneak in and vandalize their menu board?

Ha, I love this outfit, and that's the only one. Springtime, post-apocalypse.

They're hitting on you.

Like Dan Savage, I do not even want to be in the sibling’s time zone while the sex is being had. *nopecrawl*

Emily's breasts deserve better than that Kermit Warrior Princess thing.

And another reason that Betsey Johnson frightens me.

There's got to be a better way!

Yes, that’s what bothered me, he is poking her to check the succulence of her liver.