Variance? My whole LIFE is variance!

Yeah, I was annoyed and surprised to see this. Usually the headlines aren’t like that, plus it wasn’t presented in a way where you could skip over it reading down the front page, like the format was before. If this is part of the “improved” AV Club, I’m out.

Aww, Brienne and the Hound so proud of how their little Arya grew up.

The Kinja is coming from inside the house!

It's the gray suit. And all the drinking. And sexing up coworkers.

The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee

Oh yeah? YOU look like Don Draper!

"What's showing now?"

He went to Durmstrang. He's a squib, though.

username/comment synergy win

Seconded on Mr Robot. That first season was wrenching and touching and beautiful - and alarmingly familiar at times. (I'm not caught up on it right now.)

Is that you, Nixon's head in a jar carried around by Headless Agnew?

The real drone was the friendship and awkward boners they found along the way.

"I'm Seth Rogan, and so's my wife!"

Goofy. Clearly.

But he's the healthiest president ever!

What does God…….want with…a bag of money?

Mary had sole custody of Jesus for over 30 years.

I'll be in hell with all the theater kids.

My heaven is a library with every book ever written and the chance to learn everything, including the truth of all the conspiracy theories and whatnot. And I get to hang out with all the cool dead people and they'll all be my friends. Gonna hot tub with Alexandre Dumas, David Bowie, and Jane Austen.