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Hey, God, my knees are shit. Thanks for that. Are you gonna make me a couple inches taller?

Would watch.

In snow, no one can see you jack off.

Chasing Amy

Okay except the pizza is with Jack and Coke, and in the dorm common room watching Pump Up The Volume (or actually Slackers) then some Ren and Stimpy episodes that someone taped off TV.

Congratulations, you are an honorary Old!

Bojack Horseman and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend both had what ended up being rather matter-of-fact abortion stories, with a little emotional conflict but also practicality that fit well with the characters concerned.

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They've got those labs down in the Aaaamazon
Gonna take some cells to clone the dude that lost their war…

I see your callback and give you an upvote.

In Hunger Games, ticket buys you!

I've sold arenas to Panem, Russia, and the U.S.!

Depends on how quick you are with a bone saw. And whether or not this is concurrent with a zombiepocalypse.

Yeah, does it have to be DNA spawn or just any hypothetical kid we happen to hypothetically have squirming around in a hypothetical giant bag?

Kat's at her best when the going gets rough
She went through one Hunger Games but it wasn't enough

Spock and the gang haven't yet dropped by to Vulcansplain/Treksplain to us exactly why and how our society sucks and then give us a firm shove in the Federation-worthy direction.

Shame, shame, shame, Cersei.

2 Nos 2 Fera

We didn't first see Madame Gao in Iron Fist. (And not just because a lot of people, including me, haven't watched it.) She was in the first season of Daredevil.

Suicide Squad Goals

Bran: "The Three-Eyed Raven was my teacher."