Right?! Like, OK, fine, you don’t want to watch a movie. BUT YOU’RE VOTING ON THE OSCARS.

Nah... Kinja posted the second one for me.

Perhaps some revisions are in order. I mean, I’m sure some cheaters would figure out a workaround for them too, but at least it could be made harder for them.

Not to mention how Lavender Brown magically became white when she started dating Ron.

And every time the movies also ignore that Churchill was also a terrible, incredibly racist person. (Oldman isn’t a treat, either.)

If ‘Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri’ was any more of a blatant piece of Oscar bait, the promotional DVDs handed out to Academy voters would come strung on the end of a fishing pole.

I would prefer to see Tiffany steer clear of Beyonce...because I like her as a real person. There will be no more “Will & Jada on the Groupon swamp tour” stories from Tiffany. Now Mo’Nique? Sure.

100% agreed!

Oh here we go again. Ya’ll wouldn’t be throwing this shit around if it was a heterosexual couple let’s be real

I am the last person to ask about dev/specs/etc. It could be monstrously overpriced for all I know.

If you’re a genuine person like Tiffany you will eventually annoy some folks. Because that’s the drawback of not being entirely curated. Sometimes you say the “wrong” thing. Although the only thing “wrong” with this was that Beyonce wants to control any information about Beyonce.

My impossible fantasy is a brick phone that can also run Google Maps

If I wait for awhile, is it possible that the early-adopter-smug stink will come off? I’m right smack in the millennial age bracket and generally Tech Savvy but didn’t get a smartphone til 2013. I’m starting to feel myself sucked into it more and more in the last year or so and I DON’T LIKE IT. Gimme my weird little…

“More specific? Yes, sir. Shit’s real bad, sir. Specifically, extremely jacked up and fully FUBAR.”

They left out this scene

I love vague qualifiers like “pretty much everybody” in a technical report. It’s like getting a status report from the young field engineer on problems. Office, “how did it go today?” Field, “it’s all fucked up.” Office, “could you be more specific.”

I’m over the “I’m Beyonce thing”, too. Beyonce is a great performer, but in my opinion, Solange is the true artist in the Knowles family.

Were these all done in one day, or is that just Joanna’s explainin’ sweatshirt?

I’m getting more “unhealthy relationship with food and eating in general” than prima donna.

Um, I’m going to call bullshit on much of Debra Messing’s “allergies”.