Even Hitler never posted meme videos.

I predict the event will just be Hope Hicks throwing raw eggs at passing children while Stephen Miller shrieks “ENJOY YOUR LAST BIG GOVERNMENT HANDOUT, DICKBAGS!”

Tacky tacky bougie fools. They are an embarrassment.

This is a damn good Sports Grandpa.

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

What’s on the lunch menu today at Wetherby?

Shut up and stop trying to have sex with me.

#notmostmen

Is there a discount since I only need THE EDGE of a seat?

As someone who has done All Of The Drugs and Drinks Too Much Alcohol I can say for 100% certainty that booze is way fucking worse than pot.

Also, Obama shooting targets were (and probably still are) a very popular item amongst gun enthusiasts. So I doubt that whole “JAIL TIME” thing is true.

Exactly this. I just keep thinking, “Now his supporters get to say that he pays his taxes.” I feel like it did way more harm than good.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

I am in favor of unions and I support them in principle.

RIGHT?!

Accompany her to a field so they can smell flowers.

My taste in art may be unnuanced, but I just loved the picture that SSGA commissioned to show the work, so by 9 am I had already emailed the photographer asking to order a print!

I remember my mom reading Kirsten’s book to me before bed once, and when she got to that cholera part, her exact words were “Jesus Christ, that’s brutal.” And it was!