Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.

That was actually a decent apology from the editor....

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that he had some underlying heart condition, since he died a mile into the race and had probably only eaten 2 donuts at that point.

Bad Dad, BAD DAD!

Do you think they make Jeb sit at the kids’ table

Isn’t the whole point of going on a cruise to hook up with some random guy/girl and then never see them again?

yassssssssssssss

WHAT IS THAT SHONDA CAKE?!?!?! I MUST CONSUME THAT FOOD MATTER. WHY AM I YELLING

Michelle looks like a goddamn sunbeam.

she’s stunning but does that tattoo really say “daddy’s little girl”??? ugh x 100000

“All my life I have regretted not losing my virginity in exactly the circumstances described in Deana Carter’s masterpiece “Strawberry Wine.””

“But Cabbage, that’s not how it went”

biggest buried lead in this story is that he has a rental house in providence

The real sin is hearing tons of Bostonians pronounce “carport.”

Isn’t that Cialis? Not saying that it’s not weird or that any commercial for any Viagra-like drug isn’t weird, but I’ve seen that commercial too many times and I think it’s a different drug.

Nancy Reagan out there flexin on these bitches.

How can we tell what is real in this nuthouse society the turkeys in suits have created. I’ll tell you this, I hope it IS real. This nuthouse needs a “real” Joker, and if Jared Leto is ready to take that on then as The Joker says, “it’s clobberin’ time!”. Let’s get these Wall Street fat cats off of our wiretapped…

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