I feel like having a sham casserole recipe is good life advice for everyone!

...Women Over 30 Are Having More Babies Than Younger Women

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

If you don’t want to pay more for a bluetooth one, you can pick up ones with a small screen that will beep when it’s ready pretty cheap.

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

Yes on 3 should win handily. My only concern is that it is one of those counter-intuitive questions, where voting yes keeps things the way they are and voting no changes the existing law.

We in Mass are being bombarded with professional corporate advertising telling us to vote yes on Question 1

I miss the home button. Touch ID seems to work better and be more reliable than FaceID which has to be at the right angle, looking at your face.

“They want money. They want whatever” Well, if “Whatever”= Justice, then...yeah.

Ok, I feel bad for Glen Madeiros. Glen Madeiros is fine. In fact, I’d rather listen to Glen Madeiros than JT. Prince, however, was a genius.

I actually don’t think I’ve ever related to a Jez article so hard before. I’ve been increasingly in the grip of baby fever for the last few years, and yet- climate change was always lurking in my head. Then on Nov 9,2016 I decided that going forward, before I had kids, I would need a little more certainty that there…

My wife and I were never wanting children, and indeed, actively trying NOT to have children - for this reason and several others. But last December, we managed to get one past the IUD somehow. Scary, right? We’re two depressed, out of shape people and despite all the odds managed to have a healthy, sweet little baby…

I honestly wonder how much of ESPN’s recent actions against Jemele Hill are partially motivated by ESPN trying to undercut the MESPN/too liberal narrative that some anti-ESPN conservative outlets (Clay Travis, FS1) are pushing.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

VOTER FRAUD

This is what my 5 year old does. She says ‘I just wanted to tell you I love you. I just want to give you a hug’, when she comes into a room she’s not supposed to be in.

The point of training is to be better at an activity

(Replying to you because I’m grey and my original comment disappeared and hopefully now at least one person will see it, apologies for putting the pressure on you)

Yaaaaaaas, grandma, drag them, DRAG THEM.

Thank you I laughed so much! I love Mallory ortberg and read her over at slate now.