Fuck you, Drew. I’m swamped at work and you drop this shit at the end of the day? I’m sending my unemployment requests to Deadspin.

Oh my god how I miss him on my Sunday mornings.

NEEDS MOAR STARS

So much perfect.

Your screen name......amazing!

You just shut up and stop looking into the future, you witchy witch.

Aww I love that last part about your mom still getting teary! And I love your name <3

That old lady deserves a frelling medal! Also, good on your mom for trusting her.

I was on a 4 hour flight from Chicago to Cancun with my husband, toddler daughter and 6 month old son. My son was going to sit on my or my husband’s lap for the entire trip. An hour into the flight, my husband had a terrifying vertigo attack and started thrashing around. As I tried to figure out wtf was going on, an…

I wanna be the old lady who comforts stranger's babies.

And then compare that to the people who complain about babies “ruining” their flight.

I once did that for a exhausted pregnant mom who sat next to me on the plane. In the end, it meant that I had the baby on my lap for most of the 8 hour trip (every time I handed her back to her mother she started to cry again, hey strange lady I want to sit on your lap!), and that ALL TEH CHILDRENZ on the plane came…

I do that every time I see a stressed young mother. They need a break, and not just from the baby, but from the judgy assholes staring at them.

aww thats like that story that happened i guess a few months ago where a woman ended up taking someone’s kid and they fell asleep and she spent the entire ride with stranger baby in her lap.

Now if only I had a screaming baby. I never thought I’d say that, but I want to try this shit out.

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

Never should have moved out of Columbus, Herbie:

Well I know alcohol is often a factor in how babby is formed?

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?