Me, I don’t personally think it’s that big of a deal that he can’t have one. I never had a hot tub in my room and it was fine. But I guess he had one for a while and it would suck to get it taken away, so I can sort of see the other side of it too. I dunno, I feel like this is one of those where you can kind of go…

I mean it’s ONE banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Imagine how many trains they’d build.

I feel if you return a blocked extra point, you should get 2 points and be allowed to spike the ball on the face of the player of your choosing.

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

I’ll tell you who needs a makeover, Grace and her fug hats. Every time she appears on screen in some aggressively plaid newsie cap like she’s about to sell me a paper or go golfing I have to physically restrain myself from trying to reach through my screen to snatch it from her head.

I think it’s probably more like:

Big deal, Barry. It takes twice as many people to undress Eli.

Ugh PARENTS these days.

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Pasta mayonnaiseball.

Do such? he’d probably rather do lunch!!

“A Pizza of His Own”. He ate the whole pizza. That’s how fat he is

Heh. You’d think the Giants would be more interested, since, when you think about it, he fits the physical description of a “giant” given the massive girth that makes up his “giant” body, so he’d fit in pretty well on a team called the “Giants”

He’s a huge fat lazy clown pig slob for sure

Pablo Fatdoval. See you guys in hell!!

I’ll tell you who’s another fat guy. Prince Fielder. Two fat baseball players IMO

“There’s no indication that Sandoval did anything to hurt himself other than running from third to home, a common thing that most MLB players can do..”