easier advice would be,

Wednesday or GTFO

Turnips don’t deserve that.

Surprisingly, many folks are quite not having that time to make their dinner party great, and yet they desire it so. Then how do you get your dinner guests well entertained with no room for blames >>http://www.toptenthingz.com/top-ten-pointe…

Oh cum all ye faithful.

The correct response to Garden State:

Natalie Portman is a sly fox who is publicly saying this to have Abbi and Ilana come to her first, and from there springboard into an intense cool-girls-only best friends trio. It’s her dream, and she’s gunning for it.

Cause we all know that if Portman went to Abbi and Ilana first, wide-eyed and hopeful for…

PSA from a couple weeks ago! I bought that anthropologie stripey blousey shirt & it came this week & it’s amazing. I’m a size 12 DD 5ft8 kind of gal & have zero fit probs. It’s still on sale! http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/product…

I call bullshit. How could a whole team almost lose to a washed up archeologist???

Like, maybe if neo-nazis weren’t a thing, and we could bring racism down from a boil to a slight simmer, future generations of white people wouldn’t have to worry about being on the other side of it? Just a thought.

The threat is substantial.

Here’s me a brown woman who married a white guy and I just can’t wait for the future. With interracial relationships on the rise, these fuckers just might get their greatest wish of all of America with the same skin tone, it just might be a few shades darker than they counted on.

Baylor? Hardly protect and seek justice for ‘er!

Fucking sold!

It’s actually Aristophanes, he put it in a play to purposefully make fun of how the older generation sounds when they complain about children in ~425 BC or so.

“The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company,…

Be careful, Samer.

Secondary theory: One Direction does not exist, period, and is a thing you people made up to make me feel one thousand years old.