My submission:

Two hours, hmmm? That’s enough time for a couple episodes of True Detective,

These photographs are very Kate Chopin, The Awakening.

Told by team official sounds made in speakers during Nats BP were inadvertent. But being looked at internally.

I fully accept that this makes me a total crazy person, but I can’t even laugh at this. RON+HERMIONE4EVA

It’s still a welcome change from the initial policy where the guy playing Goofy would just randomly slap people he suspected were Dutch in the face.

You’re right, he isn’t a tyrant for attempting to police on-field misconduct, but you need proof and he has none. Furthermore, you can’t make up new punishments. Doctoring a ball is a $25,000 fine. End of story. Now he is making up new rules and ways of punishment. No where does it state that doctoring a ball is a 4…

Naw! Naw! Nawt Tahm! Nawm Tahmmy! He’s not a cheatah!

Brady better file that damn lawsuit. The public demands a shitshow.

This shit show will never end. I fucking love it at this point.

At this rate, I fully expect Goodell to walk out of his deposition and declare himself a Republican presidential candidate.

That awkward moment when you want to cosign Jojo but you are married to your BED and pregnant with CHICKEN TENDERS.

In my fantasy jezebel world where we’re all friends in real life, you’re actually Gronk and I love you.

If “joyless hag” isn’t in my obit I’ll have failed myself in life.

We are truly in the golden age of sports babies.

“One recommendation: Short-term visitors can get an unlimited Japan Rail pass for two weeks. If you’re planning to travel around the country, get one. Note that the pass must be purchased outside of Japan, and it only works on JR operated railways!”

Is that the Trollsville School of Make Believe?

lol get the fuck out of here with this naked pea apologism

Fuck off with this Caucasian mush trash

It’s like, just spit in my fucking face